• NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth
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    2 months ago

    I can tell you right now with 100% sincerity, if you want to eat me after I’m dead, feel free!

    I’d never thought about it before, but now I genuinely want to find a way for people who want to try human to get a part of me before they burn me.

    I’m gonna be dead, wtf do I care?

    My only regrets are that I will never know how I taste and that I don’t get to personally tell people to bite my ass.

    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Simple. Just record yourself saying it and make listening to it a stipulation for eating you. It sucks you won’t be able to see the reaction though. I bet they’d chuckle.