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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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    8 months ago

    Someone that doesn’t know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.

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      Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)

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        Not in terms off K:D ratio

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          Sure, when you’ve got the societal and material advantage. Go 1v1 a cow out in a field and you might change your mind. Those things are up to 2,000 pounds of brick shithouse. You might not kill one if you hit it with your car.

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            Given the number of deer that I have seen absolutely total a car/ semi, bounce down the road, stagger to their feet and bound into the forest, I don’t think there needs to be a might in that sentence. Deer only weigh about 400 pounds, and they regularly live through car accidents. The cow is just gonna moo at you.

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          Lots of assists though. Burgers will get ya eventually.

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            https://academic.oup.com/aje/article/179/3/282/103471

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        Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!

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