Last week I had 70 grams of chocolate, but this week they’re raising the rations from 50 to 60 grams! Hurray!

Next up: space boats in the space water.

Well no, I wouldn’t have it in me to send anyone to Birmingham.

Not having kids also saves a lot of money.

Gay men are after all famous for being frugal in their clothing styles.

To be fair, a hundred pages wouldn’t fit in the margins

Blaming someone else what the US did wrong is a proud US tradition!

The signs were placed by the Dutch. The signs were removed by order of the US government.

Amsterdam - Rome - Perth is something like 17 hours on the long part, but the one time I did it I spent 11 hours on the Amsterdam - Rome part due to engine trouble.

and that’s still not 30

I used to work 300 hr months for years.

I had one of those, and then decided that if being self-employed was this, I’d rather live under a bridge.

Can’t have a written record of being a coward.

I learned that I can do a great anime-protagonist haircut, but now that I’m not in my early 20s anymore that’s not really my style anymore.

On the other end of the spectrum, if you just trim the tips off of your perpetual ponytail/braid, that’s easy too.

Everything in between needs practice, and ideally the ability to look at the back of your head.

If the potatoes are still inside, other options exist too

It looks like a square, with two straps holding it in place

Also, women aren’t actually rare, large companies have warehouses full of women to artificially inflate the price

Is it? I’m a cis woman who paid good money not to be able to give birth.

(Edit: technically I can still give birth I guess, just made sure it won’t happen without a lot of pre-work in a lab.

How about we stop posting AI slop?

Int is knowing what you’re talking about

Wis is knowing when to talk

Cha is when people listen to you

I didn’t

That’s how you’re supposed to attach hinges to ironwood.

Children need a parent, and some adults never pass that stage.