• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    Guy with actual brain worm, who ate a dog, won’t ‘pick a side’ on the ‘9/11 issue’, thinks vaccines are a giant conspiracy… thinks he is qualified to give mental health advice…

    Though this apparently runs in the family, who decided to lobotomize his aunt and then pretend she did not exist.

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      I was curious about the dog story - apparently he insists it was a goat, and there doesn’t seem to be conclusive evidence that it wasn’t.

      I found this in an article where he would not, however, deny sexual assault.

      Yikes.

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      It’s funny. I got an ad for his campaign yesterday about how he won’t force us to wear masks.

      Like, bro. It’s 2024. I see like 1 mask a month at this point.

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        I’m guessing rational people and then idiots who scream “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams!”. I get the skepticism and I wouldn’t be surprised if United States politicians allowed 9/11 to happen for political purposes. After all, they have killed and will kill more people for less. Still, I doubt 9/11 was an inside job.

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    He wants to “concentrate” them into camps where they can receive goverment treatments. How thoughtful.

    You just know Trump begged him to be his running mate.

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    and i’m sure those farms will be loving, and full of support, and address peoples issues and help them over come them.

    and totally not be full of brutalization and forced labor in a desperate attempt to make up for a lack of migrant labor, that will be in the news weekly for new, tragic, and horrific deaths.

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      Surprise! The farms are for profit institutions run by private contractors!

      In just one easy step you too can have zero accountability and a sky high number of sexual assault and other abuse claims!

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      They’ll be learning valuable skills that they can then use to better themselves.

      Like stamping license plates (even those are now printed.) or something .

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    I don’t care how medicated I am, I’m not harvesting your wellness for you. Asshole.

    I’m not his type though, I’m on a self prescribed dose of marijuana. I may be persuaded to help harvest that wellness.

    Anyway what an idiot.

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      Are we sure it’s dead? This feels more like bad Sci-fi. Clearly the worm has taken control of the host.

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        I am a worm speaking through my host right now and I’ll tell ya buddy. This ain’t one of ours talking.

        I’m a tapeworm though, maybe worms that don’t have to work so hard to get to the brain and control the host are trying to find reasons to get a bunch of humans in close proximity together under conditions that make it easy for them to spread.

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        Maybe these “wellness centers“ infect depressed people with the same kind of worm that RFK has?

        I claim dibs on the rights! Stargate could use a metal gear~ish goa’uld secret invasion video game.

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        Remember that first season episode of TNG where brain worms took over control of Starfleet?

        It’s like that but stupid.

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    Hey, here’s a great idea. Let’s spend decades normalizing conversations about mental health. I was literally saying to my therapist how I’m glad to be alive at a time when this isn’t demonized last week. This will increase the portion of the population that can undergo treatment without being stereotyped as weak or deviant or whatever.

    Now let’s run for president and have a platform where we target that group in some way to “other” them. This is a great idea. This will get lots of votes. /s

    What a dumbass.

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    why would anyone listen to this cunt? he’s already been exposed to be a plant colluding with republicans to help with their election. thankfully he’s so fucking awful at everything he does i don’t think it’s working at all.

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    Uhhhh, that just gives people more reason to be depressed. Just about every young person I know is on antidepressants because life is absolutely shitty in a capitalist dystopia.

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    Gardening for your mental health? Sure! Gets you some sunshine and exercise, and a healthy snack if you’re lucky.

    Government farms run by the Brainworm administration? Pass.

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    This will be an underground facility where the other hosts hold you down while a new brain worm is forced into your head through your ear.

    I read Animorphs. I know how this thing goes.

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    Labor camps. What a novel fucking idea, RFK. It’s almost like you’ve never moved out of your grandfather’s fucked up view of the world, you sad piece of shit.