Lacanoodle to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 months agoWYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night?message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down12
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night?Lacanoodle to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comMlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoWhat do I train snails to do? They can already moonwalk, they ought to train me.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoSprint. You train them to sprint.
What do I train snails to do? They can already moonwalk, they ought to train me.
Sprint. You train them to sprint.
Grow teeth