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Lacanoodle to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 months ago

WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips.

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WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips.

Lacanoodle to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    Talk to house plants just so I know how smart they are. I mean they could help make upkeep easy obviously, more water, not on the leaves etc. But what else. Philosopher houseplants! That would be so cool

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      That and, holy fuck what a curse the glitter would be.

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        I would like to go and make a mess at the houses of people I’m mildly annoyed at. That could be useful. Or a party trick

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        Yeah, who would want to bring more glitter into the world? Especially when compared to the superpower of talking to plants.

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