Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoThis is where gift cards are atlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1174arrow-down111
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minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down7·1 year ago“my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.” “oh, thanks”
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoFucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre
minus-squareTh4tGuyII@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 year agoIf I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I’d go get a new set of mates haha
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoSounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoIt’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWould you prefer it be a punishment?
“my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.”
“oh, thanks”
Fucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre
If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I’d go get a new set of mates haha
Sounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p
It’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre
Would you prefer it be a punishment?
Why do I feel attacked?