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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    what if Neo was in reality from the beginning and Morpheus just drugged him and plugged him into the matrix to live in the fake hell version of earth where the fake machines took over

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      Reverse Morpheus

  • DasRubberDuck@feddit.de
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    Hey, if you only eat paste, there is no chance you get food poisoning from a dirty cooking area or an unskilled cook.

    • Killerqu00@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What about the mood debuff?

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        I’m somehow always playing transhumanists. They don’t get a debuff.

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          Removed by mod

          • DasRubberDuck@feddit.de
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            🤷‍♂️ gotta be on the way to become the super human you were always supposed to be 🤷‍♂️

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      #team soylent

    • zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works
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      Also they clearly had tables, so they don’t have to kill each other and break all of their own infrastructure yet.

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      And the best part is nobody knows how many legs are mixed into it

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    deleted by creator

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    The context of the screencap is a Kia ad if anyone’s curious (but also fuck Hyun/Kia and their poor decision-making

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Wait, did I miss a car company scandal?

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        which one? It’s not so much one big scandal (although that skipping basic anti-theft features decision to save a buck is pretty big right now) but all the medium ones that pretty much point to poor engineering decision-making or standards that causes trouble for owners despite their (usually) lower prices and sharp styling. Their past decade of 4-cylinder GDI engines being junk, fire risk stemming from several very different causes, etc. Of course, one can argue corporations will penny-pinch, but Hyundai and Kia just seem to keep pinching in the wrong places that other manufacturers either learned not to, or never bothered to pinch.

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      what the fuck. That was so lame.

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    Matrix wouldn’t be so bad if they adjusted the hue…just saying.

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      Huehuehuehuehue

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    We gotta go to candy mountain NEOOOOOOOOOOO

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJCNNwHUOE

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