🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agoAnon is your financial advisorsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1315arrow-down122
arrow-up1293arrow-down1external-linkAnon is your financial advisorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down2·6 months agoAh yes. How to get by without a job: Fraud (false warranty claims) Theft (stealing coins from vending machine) Gambling (crypto) Literally just self-employment (starting a drop shipping business/flipping things on eBay)
minus-squarepelletbucket@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·6 months agoyeah you’re only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoSome multimillionaire is PISSED at your comment
Ah yes. How to get by without a job:
yeah you’re only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million
Some multimillionaire is PISSED at your comment
nah just their fanbois
“Lifehack: Literally just steal”