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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

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Anon is your financial advisor

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    Ah yes. How to get by without a job:

    • Fraud (false warranty claims)
    • Theft (stealing coins from vending machine)
    • Gambling (crypto)
    • Literally just self-employment (starting a drop shipping business/flipping things on eBay)
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      yeah you’re only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million

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        Some multimillionaire is PISSED at your comment

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          nah just their fanbois

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      “Lifehack: Literally just steal”

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