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minus-squaremoon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up44·1 year agoHe is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal
minus-squareLogh@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year ago“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 year agoAnd that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoSpring shoes sound less useful on a horse.
minus-squareRozz@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoAn advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoHorse people don’t care
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoHorse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
minus-squaredoggle@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoOh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoHow much could a banana cost?!?
Aren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?
He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal
“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
And that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.
An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
Horse people don’t care
Horse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.
And to get, apparently.
How much could a banana cost?!?