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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down2·7 months ago the central government decided bullshit was as good as science The problem was that they thought Lysenkoism was science. Obviously, plants would grow according to Marxist ideology because why wouldn’t they?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 months agoIt didn’t help that Lysenko started off being right. It turns out that planting some seeds deeper does increase yields! Clearly we should double the depth!
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoCapitalism brought us Brawndo, which will kill all the crops eventually.
minus-squareCanadian_anarchist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoIt’s what patriotic plants crave!
The problem was that they thought Lysenkoism was science. Obviously, plants would grow according to Marxist ideology because why wouldn’t they?
Reactionary plants
It didn’t help that Lysenko started off being right. It turns out that planting some seeds deeper does increase yields!
Clearly we should double the depth!
Capitalism brought us Brawndo, which will kill all the crops eventually.
It’s what patriotic plants crave!