• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Two men come in: “Hi, I’m straight, give me my free beer and one for my buddy here who’s also straight.”

    Bartender: “Here are your free beers.”

    Man: “Thank you, and now here is our beer celebration”

    The two men proceed to make out.

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      7 months ago

      I’m tempted to go in there as a trans woman & try to convince them to give me free beer because they think I’m a dude. Given that I like women, by their logic, that just makes me a straight guy dressed like a woman, ergo… FREE BEER!!!

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        7 months ago

        Please never imply temptation to go to Idaho again. I live in the deep south and even I’m afraid of that hellhole