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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    Didn’t realize how big this is. My girlfriend was downright honored when I let her aim.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      like sitting in the big chair on the enterprise bridge

      “fire at will!”

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    beholder? More like peholder

    • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world
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      Awwwwww yeah

  • HorreC@kbin.social
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    wait, this is a thing some people wanna do?? I wonder if I should ask my partner if they want this.

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      If you ask a group of men what’s the first thing they would do if they woke up as a woman, almost all of them say something about sex.

      If you ask a group of women what’s the first thing they would do if they woke up as a man, almost all of them say something about peeing on random objects/in random places.

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      I was recently party to my wife’s friend telling her she had held it and Wifey saying she hasn’t done that.

      Then she was all about it, had lots of fun too, so who am I to judge?

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        I asked, and was told flatly no, BUT she would like to go and hold a fire hose. So we are looking into if a fire dept is willing to do that.

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          My Pa was a fireman, I’m fairly sure they would gladly have you, especially if you tell em why you’re there from the beginning.

  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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    Can’t wait to disappoint a girl by telling her I piss sitting down.

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You think they won’t still hold it? (By it i mean your peanits)

    • boatsnhos931@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Power move

    • quicksand@lemm.ee
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      I do but only at home. I’m not tryna clean up my misses lol

  • Anamana@feddit.de
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    Huh

  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So it doesn’t just happen to me…

  • Squeezer@lemmy.world
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    I’ve had a couple of women follow me in to public toilets and commandeer aim. I had to muster unbelievable levels of concentration to get it done. Some bit of my brain has never worked at that level before or since.

  • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world
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    Wait. So this is real? Huh.

  • onewaymars@lemm.ee
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    If you hold it perpendicular to the person it will exert maximum backwards thrust on the person which may cause the system to move backwards.

  • mino@lemmy.ml
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    Women: Buy yourself a liberpee. It will set you free.

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