The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months agoEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square192fedilinkarrow-up1749arrow-down121
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minus-squareMeatPilotlinkfedilinkEnglish88•edit-22 months ago If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick! Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
minus-square@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.mllinkfedilink46•2 months agoNo need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
minus-square@fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilink9•2 months agoI want you to know this was an angry upvote
If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
I want you to know this was an angry upvote
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