The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months agoEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square192fedilinkarrow-up1749arrow-down121
arrow-up1728arrow-down1imageEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 months agomessage-square192fedilink
minus-squareteftlinkfedilink196•2 months agoI would want to exude this energy: But I know I would exude this energy:
minus-squareMeatPilotlinkfedilinkEnglish88•edit-22 months ago If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick! Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
minus-square@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.mllinkfedilink46•2 months agoNo need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
minus-square@fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilink9•2 months agoI want you to know this was an angry upvote
minus-square@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•2 months agoWith $20, you could buy many peanuts.
minus-square@Illuminostro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•2 months agoKnow why they carried sachets? Because they all smelled like unwashed ass.
minus-squareMaevelinkfedilink1•2 months agoYeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?
minus-square@MintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•edit-22 months agoYYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh! Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
I would want to exude this energy:
But I know I would exude this energy:
If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
I want you to know this was an angry upvote
YYYEEEAAHHHH!!!
I see that as a win also.
You … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?
Explain
Head lice.
:-D
With $20, you could buy many peanuts.
Explain how!
Sores from syphilis lol.
Know why they carried sachets? Because they all smelled like unwashed ass.
Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?
Did you just type a stutter?
YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!
Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
Sounded perfectly to me!