• Björn Tantau
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      53 months ago

      When you laugh your ass off you also don’t keep laughing for three years. But still your ass is gone and shit continues to spew out of you.

    • @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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      23 months ago

      You’re not a wizard. The world doesn’t conform to what you want. That be dope if it did, but it doesn’t. Sorry, but Santa isn’t real, no matter how hard you wish he was.