@FUCKERM to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months agoa dark turn for the worse is always inevitablelemmy.worldimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down146
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1imagea dark turn for the worse is always inevitablelemmy.world@FUCKERM to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-square@Agent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish22•10 months agoI saw more tits by the time I was 14 than all my ancestors put together ever saw. I’d call that a win. I also accidentally saw more gay octogenarian orgies than my ancestors, probably. I call that a loss. So we are even, for now.
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvernlinkEnglish12•edit-210 months agoI don’t know how many lemon parties you’ve seen, but I promise you that at some point of the roughly three hundred thousand years of human history some of your ancestors were gangbanging in the Village Elder Fuck Tent
I saw more tits by the time I was 14 than all my ancestors put together ever saw. I’d call that a win.
I also accidentally saw more gay octogenarian orgies than my ancestors, probably. I call that a loss.
So we are even, for now.
I don’t know how many lemon parties you’ve seen, but I promise you that at some point of the roughly three hundred thousand years of human history some of your ancestors were gangbanging in the Village Elder Fuck Tent