I don’t recommend doing your laundry with a fucking machine, but you do you.

You’re right in some regard though I still believe taking note of trends is important, don’t you? If most pre-record civilizations we find have behaved and lived in a certain way it could tell us something notable about our past.

That’s what I thought too, but wouldn’t it be mentioned somewhere in the article? Like a line saying:

“The city government plans to demolish the bridge due to risk of collapse.”

But why though?

Blind serbian nationalism would be my guess but there seems to be more. Why now and why dismantle a working bridge without replacement?

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Hey baby… wanna watch Jellyfin and dismantle the patriarchy?

For me 10 people are usually in line :(

Although it still doesn’t take longer than like 15 minutes

But that would be worse?

The solution to women being treated unfairly is not to start treating men unfairly too. It’s to treat women fairly.

What if we alter the scenario slightly?

The homeless man ran “aggressively” through the checkouts (without paying for the water bottle of course) and the police “believed” he had a knife to force his way through. Water bottles sure look like knifes sometimes after all.

I’m fairly certain the homeless man would be charged with felony murder if the police shot bystanders (and the homeless man survived).

No, because it isn’t proportional.

A homeless man stealing a bottle of water with a security guard shooting up half the store due to bad aim as a result should not be charged for murder.

Besides, murder should always require intent to kill. Robbery - including armed robbery - does not usually imply this.

Couldn’t you tell? It’s clearly a furry cat.

I disagree, it was a common German first name until he ruined it.

Though you should keep insulting him, the methhead “war strategist” deserves it.

My university’s websites are actually OK.

The worst part is by far the fragmentation, where it’s sometimes easier to use a search engine if you’re looking for something specific.

Four panels

Person laying horizontally in last panel

This is loss

To be fair, although Zangendeutsch is commonly used for shits and giggles the reaction to English words hasn’t been this way since some time after Reddit.

It evolved into an ironic !askouija@lemmy.world style complete-the-sentence thingy where everything goes.

Example

Dead Pixels aren’t always covered by warranty by the way.

This is why you should only purchase expensive shit online if you live in a country with a mandatory 14 day no-questions-asked return window for online purchases.

The people tied on the track-thing is somewhat new, the original was with a runaway trolley and workers on either track.

I will never vote for Harris for I am not allowed to do so.

By paying taxes in the US you are far more complicit in enabling genocide by the way. How many shells have you personally financed - including through your productivity when working - may I ask? Obviously you can choose to stop paying taxes and go to prison to become a financial burden. They can’t arrest everyone, can they? Clearly that’s the answer.

Every single US citizen is enabling genocide. The question is how you will stop it. And it most certainly won’t be through making a cross on a piece of paper every 4 years.

the solution is to find a way to stop the fucking train

And the solution to the electoral college is to just fucking abolish it? I didn’t know it was this easy! Surely any second the system decides to abolish itself! Any second now…

Unless you abolish the system before the November election, either Trump or Harris will become US president. It is mathematical certainty in the same way that neither Harris nor Trump will be teleported to Mars through spontaneous quantum tunneling.

Why would you use Spanish though? You can further denigrate them by using English and also banning the use of Spanish by prisoners. You wouldn’t want them to be comfortable, would you?

Another sign you could use is:

To Each His Own

which was on the Buchenwald concentration camp.