Why doesnt shampoo taste like it smells though?

Basically everything else in the world does.

Well you gotta stay protected from the monsters right? Without the blanket, they’ll get you.

I’d love to be part of a trained workforce, but I cant get experience in a job because the recruiter needs 5+ years experience on the job.

I don’t think there’s any sort of cosmic balance, much as I wish there were. Generally though people being assholes will eventually be an asshole to the wrong person and that’ll sort of feel like karma.

It probably is the cleanest part in the whole restroom. Im not looking to put my ass anywhere else either though. You’re fully right get it built.

So 100% of the ones you know have no problems leaving the house and functioning?

That doesnt sound like a very fair sample

I’d have thought they’d want him dead for all to see. See what happens when you touch an untouchable.

“Wicked” over here.

We’re cooking on the shoulders of giants.

Beating modders and pros in Halo piece of piss.

Top 0.1% PvP stats in Destiny.

Get a job and a family, get back online and told to kill myself for being so bad.

Bought a bed and asked “where’s the mattress?”

Don’t pick companies that will lose, man, simple