Interesting, but i counter with

Rocks

Bingo. What bush did that rock come from? Not a clue, but that’s $2000 in glass and/or body work to repair

Yeah I know, but with the standoff out provides, it could either be used from concealment or just give enough time to outrun them, which is not particularly difficult

I’m gonna get a slingshot, so i can dent door panels and shatter windows/windshields from a good distance away without the possibility of it being considered lethal force

I also want to dent cybertrucks

Anhedonia roast pork

Well I originally bought it for cornbread, but decided not to do that

Chiliius

These are kind of an anomaly, because the scores were relatively shallow, but in general I score in a ) shape, with the razor at like 45-60° to the surface of the bread

Just no rise, VERY dense

We didn’t actually need to, the guy giving it away drove with us and helped move the couch in, real stand-up guy

My wife hid a twenty under the loaf because he said no to money

Eh, you win some you lose some

Need me those cheap thermometers

But it’s crucial for bimetalic strips around the world

^example i pulled from Google

So, fyi my degree is in ecology, but my understanding is that local inconsistencies in temperature cause areas of uneven heating, so I’m certain areas the liquid is moving up, causing it to move down in adjacent areas that are cooler, which sets up little circular currents. The distribution of them, though, is pretty random.

The visible bits are just the gunk that’s always on the bottom of cider jugs

It’s hard to say for sure, but if the dough has proofed for a long time and I shape it aggressively (like, pressing my fingers into it more than normal) that tends to happen

I think that motion collapses little bubbles, forming them into one big bubble

Thanks! Aside from the temp they turned out quite well, and taste wonderful

I fed the starter Tuesday night, Mixed the dough on Wednesday, and baked this morning

But it sounds worse than it is. My total hands on time is probably half an hour, if that

Of course, this is all very hypothetical. I’m prepared for all the wood to be useless junk, just planning for ideal circumstances

Borer

o7

All very reasonable points, and while I’m aware it’s very unlikely I can just dive into work, I kinda wanna anyway. Say it’s like 30% and I make the table, so i have to plane it periodically to reflatten? I don’t see that as a big deal

On the other hand, if it is genuinely green, a 24"×6"×96" slab would be like 500lbs, which is a little over what I think i can safely maneuver by myself.

I’m really not gonna know if this is anything but a pipe dream until the tree removal company cuts into it. For all I know it’s rotted all to hell and is worthless

But if it isn’t, what an opportunity. To take a tree from my backyard and turn it into a hopefully gorgeous workbench. That’s a dream come true