speaking as a man who was born with and still has a penis and, since puberty, plenty of healthy testosterone :

There’s enough of ‘jokingly’ blaming the people whom I adore as equals (women) for things gone wrong, thanks.

How about, “Empire, you dumb dick” (for building concrete heat-concentrating-cities, among other things)

orrr there’s always the sex-neutral “Asshole” !

Looks like a lot! Hope it’s being split 2x ways.