Yes but both of them are me and the difference is the presence or absence of MDMA

Unless you have multiple incomes or a high-paying job, Colorado is getting super expensive

It’s the equivalent of “no balls, you won’t”

Cats eat grass to make themselves puke

For them to live a long and uncomfortable life faced every day with the consequences of their actions, and removal of their freedom for their act of destroying the freedom of another

Flawless logic.

Then it’s multimedia art

Sounds like tiny babies or a pretty extreme pregnancy

Very very thin walls, depending on how the 7 inches is calculated (like from your center of mass or from the outer boundary of your form? Do your clothes come with you? Etc)

2 and 7. Free gravel? Sign me up that shit’s expensive. And I think another way to interpret 7 is that you can instantly tell whether any closed container is empty or not, since you can only see into empty containers.

The plot of Wakanda Forever was pretty sus too, though, African black folks vs indigenous South American folks (sure they live underwater, and except for Namora their skin is not a standard human hue, but like, still)

Piracy is literally theft…

Wow I never realized the letters/numbers for the Tesla models spells “sexy” in l33t5p34k

You are a worm through time

Me, reaching over from the POS side paying for the transaction I’m ringing up, leaving no tip for myself

Fitting, considering that Buffalo Bill himself was a fucking racist monster who literally is only famous for A. his stage show depicting him scalping a First Nations war chief, and B. being a buffalo murder machine

This is great. Feels kinda like chat GPT wrote it but even if that’s the case it’s hilarious

Not even L’rrr would touch the stuff

Bird up