Apples turn brown when you freeze them.

We still have monuments donated by Fascist Italy standing in Chicago.

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Neurotypical people do not.

I’ve gotten into quite a lot of systemd-related flame wars so far, and what strikes me is that I haven’t heard a single reason why systemd is good and should be used in favor of openrc/sysvinit/whatever.

“Hi I’m new to Linux, I switched from Windows to Alpine Linux and my laptop’s battery life has gone from 6 hours to 30 minutes before needing a charge.”

Steelcut oats are just a vehicle for fruit and berries

They are a Silicon Valley-based foundation half-heartedly rehashing Silicon Valley’s worst trends.

The truth is, you have to do these sorts of things to attract and retain talent, even if they aren’t great ideas.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ha7HAG6jVqc

What about the hammerhead shark guys who looked like bebop and rocksteady?

Am I imagining them?

If you’ve not seen the new Dandy Warhol’s video it’s incredible.

3-5 business days is the time it takes your bank to return your money to you, per your cardholder agreement.

Pink crap or blue crap, it’s all crap.

High quality stuff is marketed based on quality, it’s not sexed for no fucking reason.

Fire Procter and Gamble into the sun, they do nothing of value for the world.

You can re-teach yourself.

Touch typing is like learning different languages. Just because you learn a new one doesn’t mean you forget the first.

That’s a columnar stagger, not ortholinear.

I was kinda disappointed that this article didn’t explain columnar stagger.

I daily drive an iris by keebio.

“Must be a king!”

“Why do you say that?”

“Well, he doesn’t have shit all over him.”

Why isn’t anyone even trying to guillotine our billionare megalomaniacs? 🤔

The idea is to get people used to visiting KFC.

Which Podman version are you running it on?

They hate game developers.

Trump was elected in 2016 because he got on twitter and was a birther dickhead.

Democrats ran Hillary and that was just a bridge too far for some Americans.

Democrats ran an old white man in 2020 and won.

2024 Democrats are running a black woman. Is that a bridge too far for Middle Amerikkka?