I’d rather be “The Shit”.

It seems they like the soft, warm consistency of poop. Not my description by the way.

A lot of times the sign says bumb but it’s really a dib.

You get this bundled when you buy Bat Internet. You have to take the goat with the bat.

There used to be a Krispy Kreme at that location.

This could be climate-related. She might mean you’re working too hard and need to cool off. Try to stay hydrated out there because you’re looking hot.

If you haven’t replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.

Hope you have a blast.

Who let this faart (sic) go in the crosswalk? You can’t park there.

Korea is much larger than I thought it was. Did Canada relocate?

It’s possible there was nothing else to whip out.

You make it hard for me to choose.