Oops. If only there was some way to know that Trump would let his supports down.

#Winning!

Going to have The Kardashians run the Department of Energy.

This isn’t sports, or even a parliamentary system. You don’t have to just accept whoever “your” party nominates.

HEY ELON, WHY WOULD THE LEFT WANT TO DESTROY YOU?

Are we winning bigly yet?

Running the country like a business.

Fuck everyone who voted for him. This is on you.

He knows exactly what he’s doing. Running a protection racket.

Trust what? That he’s corrupt and this is a mafia-style shakedown?

Wow, thanks, AI! Brilliant as always. Time to glue cheese to my pizza.

Nothing can penetrate his laminated face.

Concerning.

Running America like one of his businesses.

Arm licenses ISAs and designs. It doesn’t manufacture anything.

I’m all for open ISAs, but one of these can be licensed at reasonable rates and the other sued AMD for making the 64-but instruction set architecture that Intel should have made.

Woof, I thought that was Canadian Elon musk.

Which is just Elon musk.

“It contains potassium benzoate.”

“…”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”

Bwahahaha. What a crybaby. Wasted $25,000,000, did we, felon?

“Uhm, how dare they, you know, stick to principles and long term self-interest when, you know, how dare they threaten me with money?! Go fuck yourselves!”

Oh no how unfortunate.