Big surprise! Call the press!

Do you wash your hair before getting a haircut? Out of respect for the professional, always clean yourself before they have to get up close and personal.

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Rent free

You could grow tomatos or something, just the same. They have all the same requirements and will handle inexperience a little better. I’m trying my hand at a hydroponics tower with tomatos, might grow some hemp later if I don’t royally screw this batch up

This goes really hard

Mama

Left dog’s got those creepy Elizabeth Holmes eyes

Oof, I sure hope it wasn’t Ethan

LMAO! Serves her right for drugging and robbing dudes. I hope it was sticky

You don’t need to apologize for an accident, man! Do you and comment as much as you want, it’s a free website. Don’t let this pickle person tell you what you can or can’t do

That makes it better

Committing the crime in the first place will always be worse.