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Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

That’s cool, never seen one of those. What part of the country are you in?

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

Not knowing the history (and the article doesn’t delve into it), how did Hamilton fuck up their finances so bad that these are now their only options?

This seems like a terrible idea

In New Zealand, we call them Pukeko. Cool birds, and their babies are super cute fluff balls with giant feet

Ring a ding ding baby

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!