I think a collection might be a good suggestion. something for them to grow up with and have expand. Minerals are amazing for kids at that age especially. But really, anything.

Except the Legos. You’ll be bankrupt by college.

I mean, if he uses his Rikers visitation allowances wisely it shouldn’t be a problem

On the plus side, we might end up in a Planetes esque future where space garbageman is a lucrative job

Russia to be first country to cut first subsea fiber optic cable connecting Africa with Australia

Yeah and after we leave the movie theater we’ll go to a concert, so save up!

Time to send in Snake.

Actually no our polls indicate that helped your numbers

“The Onion: tragically plausible since 2016”

Since they can’t bomb that one, guess they’ll stick to the other gestapo tricks

Brave being run by a bigot crypto bro makes it a non-option for lots of us, sadly.

If those tankies could read, they’d be very upset!

You really hate indian immigrants huh?

I played so much TS3 one summer that my memory of the rest of the series is hazy

Dance dance dance dance dance like a monkey

Protest imitates life

“Hahaha nooo don’t make me find out after fucking around haha lol”

ok

Yeah but Kyle Rittenhouse cried so everything is okay

Dinosaurs destroy man… women inherit the earth

“The nuclear” makes me think of Trump rambling about his uncle