I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

I tried really hard to be born rich but it didn’t pan out.

I’d downvote this if I saw it at 197.

I finally understand what that means.

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

I’d love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

Soup is good food. You make a good meal.

Holy shit, I shouldn’t have looked.

His best work by far.

Is this a reference to the TV edit?

Damn, paramedics are pigs too?

All my friends are doing fine, I’m the only one whose life is falling apart.

Diabolical.

Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

Me next.

I honestly don’t think most Christians even think this deeply about their own faith.

If I was ever gonna kill myself, I’d do it with one of these bad boys.