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A Rigorous Mathematical Deconstruction of the Hypothesized Causal Link Between Vaccines and Autism Spectrum Disorders
Dr. Ima Skeptik, Prof. Al B. Surd, and Dr. Con Spirov
Department of Paradoxical Epidemiology, University of Unreason, Nowhereville
https://fakepaper.app/s3/A_Rigorous_Mathematical_Deconstruction_of_the_Hypo-4ed7fe07.pdf
Abstract
This paper provides an exhaustive and incontrovertible mathematical framework establishing the causative relationship between vaccines and autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Employing avant-garde statistical pseudo-logic, nonlinear pseudoscience, and hyperbolic integrals, we derive novel equations that not only confirm but quantify the absurdly subtle mechanisms by which vaccines trigger ASD. Our findings challenge the prevailing dogma of evidence-based medicine by introducing the groundbreaking concept of “Vax-induced Neuro-Synapticality” (VINS) and its inverse correlation with
common sense. This work, at the intersection of quantum conjecture and wishful thinking, paves the way for future “research” in vaccine skepticism with impeccable rigor.
15·10 hours agoKDE Connect
I’ve used it a lot just to control audio or video playing on my computer from my phone. (Sometimes when I’m sat at my computer with multiple windows and workspaces open, I even find it easier just to hit my phone’s lockscreen to pause the music.)
I’m starting to use some of its other features, too. E.g. copying & pasting and sharing files between phone and computer.
There’s more too I need to explore.
(Unfortunately, sometimes I get a ‘device unreachable’ error when both devices clearly have a working connection to the same router.)
Upvoted for FreeTube.
What do you use to send YouTube links to FreeTube? Personally I’m using LibRedirect https://libredirect.github.io/
19·11 hours agoI disagree.
3·11 hours agoEspecially as the people who believe in “pizza place basements” are now running the show.
72·13 hours agoBoth from the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party.
Ah, to let white supremacists proceed with dismantling democracy and human rights without interference from ‘wokes’ in the federal government?
However, in the former Confederate States, many paramilitary groups sought to suppress, often through intimidation and violence, African-American political power and return the South to rule by the predominantly white Democratic Party. Although African Americans were initially supported by the federal government, as Reconstruction went on, that support waned.[2] Following the bitterly disputed 1876 U.S. presidential election and Compromise of 1877, Congressmen and Senators from the former Confederate States returned to Washington and prioritized prohibiting the federal government from reimposing control over their states.
Yep.
Realpolitik is German for “short-term thinking that will eventually bite you in the arse”.
111·14 hours agoAn obedient drone serving the monarchy? Cry me a river!
4·1 day agoPerhaps he’s not a physician after all, but a surgeon.
“I’m here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.”
Needs more Picard midriff!
I thought they were space vikings.
1·2 days agoSo it was the AI that added the maritime setting, not you?
Cool, added to my watchlist :)
Harlon Carter, the racist vigilante killer who later led a takeover of the NRA and reshaped it in his image, was head of the Border Patrol at the time and a key figure in this.
Tubi also has Who Killed Captain Alex? from the same director.
“Boelter helped lead the private security firm Praetorian Guard Security Services”. Frankly, anyone who names a “security” company after the Praetorian Guard should be preemptively arrested.
Web site still up at time of writing.
Yeah, so he’s saying he worked at a 7-11?