True, but I’m still gonna swear at it until I get to talk to a human

The rich and powerful will still be buying meat at the insane rates, and their opinions are the only ones the other rich and powerful care about

Spoiler for you: they’ll comply and cooperate. Police aren’t known as bastions and liberal policies and agendas. They’re overwhelming MAGAts

The police are not your friends

Yeah, quite a few

Nor would you

A 2 second Google search of “so spiders have chins?” has revealed that sadly they do not

She has forcefully hit back at “humiliating” suggestions by the defence that she may have been drunk or pretending to be asleep during the alleged rapes, stating that she was never interested in partner-swapping or threesomes

Her piece of shit husband admitted to the crime 4 years ago. What absolute scum bag defense lawyer had the gall to try and pitch that she was aware of the ordeal? I know your jobs to defend your client, but if that’s the best you have quit

Yup

Huh, I figured they just used yesterday’s baguettes as clubs

Do French police normally carry guns?

I’d be willing to bet I have as much time in MineZ and Survival Games as I do most other video games!

Yeah, I read the headline and thought “they hadn’t done that already?”

It was a Minecraft mini game where you dug out a single layer of dirt to cause the other players to drop into a pit. It was basically the most popular mini game back in my Minecraft days

Hear me out: spleef

These vans know every time the driver sneezes so Amazon can dock their pay for unsafe driving. These things have a million cameras inside and out.

So basically, wear a mask.

As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won’t make it.

50/50? Paul would easily get his ass kicked in a real fight against Carter!

They grouped up in telegram chats and started sending bomb threats to elementary schools

Oh… Oh…

Why the hell does that post focus so much on the empathetic healing crap? I feel like the child slave is the real issue here