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Did you remember to kiss your computer good night?

Choo-choo!

God, I can’t stand this finance-bro vocabulary infiltrating people’s normal speech.

The real cost of bad haircuts.

Is it really decentralized though? Why are they “partnering with Unstoppable Domains”? Couldn’t they just do it themselves?

… but also by the ways they were known over.

At worst, this know­ing over meant …

Sorry to be off-topic, but what does “knowing over” mean? I’ve never heard this expression before, and searching doesn’t turn up any examples of it being used either. Is this some idiom of a regional dialect, or a typo that the author made twice in quick succession?

two for the price of fun(gus)

Someone’s gotta pay for those hexacore CPUs (yes we did get one).

London bankers are going to have to sober up for a little while.

CORRECTED STEP 2: THE SOAK OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

This is only relevant to you if you signed up for their Monitor service.

You probably think they’d be better with two heads on one body, eh Zaphod?

Handing over all of your private data to one company so that they can “delete your data across the whole web” was always a business model ripe for abuse. It shouldn’t be surprising at all that the data brokers themselves are creating these deletion services.

Even if you find a company that you trust, surely we know by now that no database is secure in the modern age. Eventually that database will leak and given that these data deletion services have every item of personal data for all of their customers, they are an extremely high value target.

paywall

This would be a remarkable cover for straight up identity theft.

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14*14=196

What’s their margin? Are they profitable?