Or because the Mossad blackmailed you using the Epstein files.

“If she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her” 🤮🤮🤮

Banning words. Next will be books. Fuck the fash.

This post. This is the one that did it. I officially can no longer distinguish reality from satire.

This tells me that each of them believes he alone is the stable genius master of the universe who will get out with exactly the right timing. Which is actually just another way of stating something I already knew: that they are psychopaths.

For sure. This is comedy, not drama.

The handful of perennial AAA game franchises I still play getting to platinum on Proton. I already switched to Mac for work years ago, so Windows is solely a gaming platform for me these days.

Lester Burnham jerking off in the shower has entered the chat apparently

The Texas steak sandwich is an absolute must for a hangover.

Ban spez for r/jailbait imo

Oh great, I can’t wait until we get another court order he will completely ignore

M. Night: also, it’s your fucking money

What movie is this from?

January 1, 1970?

This dude watched Altered Carbon and thought the Methuselahs were the good guys.

It was absolutely mind-boggling to me when I found out that Gavin’s blood boy on Silicon Valley wasn’t fictionalized or some industry in-joke I wasn’t aware of. Like all the crazy out-of-touch billionaire shit he does, and they literally just had to change the person’s name to make a comedy show about it.

You don’t need a remake if the original is perfect.

Happens with fitted sheets more often, in my experience. Anyway, they make straps with clamps on the end for that.