Wait a minute, that set glows in the dark?! I’ve had a set that looks like that for years, and had no idea it glowed!

God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it’d probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.

The paladin wasn’t “Oath of No Fun.”

Another wonderful entry! I absolutely love this series, and I’m glad to see it every time it pops up on my feed!

Man, such feels! I’m really glued to this series, thank you for making it!

It’s the lower level spell to use when someone’s been hit with Disintegrate. Much cheaper than True Res.

Pretty sure that’s what the nurse assumed.

Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn’t already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.

Not that rats don’t have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.

Indeed it is. It’s what I’m running at the moment.

So says Friend Computer.

Thank you! This is something that many people forget, both players and DMs.

Wait, they don’t use magic items!? What the actual fuck? Of course it’ll be hard if half the party literally can’t hurt it!

Nice! I had a 3.5 campaign I was running once where one of the major plot points was going to be a guy who was cloning Tarrasques and experimenting on them, but the game fizzled out because of me falling down on the job.

Arrgh! You and your wonderful cliffhangers!!!

Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.

I have several, but my favorite is probably “I am this group’s current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!”

It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.

I recently played A Link to the Past for the first time, and several dungeons have rooms (and even big treasure chests) that are not necessary for completion. Still did it, though.

Oh, this is lovely!

Love the joke, though I think of copper dragons as being the pranksters more.