Pfft, everyone knows that

Ook!

:)

Ook?

If you bring pizza, and/or cold carbonated beverages, you are much less likely to die. Established fact. Nobody knows why.

Well, considering the origin of the term, this isn’t as far off as some bone apple teas

Can confirm, have fam in the general area, as well as a few in Bluefield.

You gotta lean into it.

You don’t scrub their back and otherwise just stand/sit there.

You bathe your partner while they bathe you. Yes, including the “dirty” bits. Yeah, you may need to go back and get spots that get missed because you can only get so good when going by feel until you have a lot of practice, but it isn’t that difficult; I was giving baths to elderly patients when I was 17, and teenagers are all idiots (I was no exception).

Seriously, just lather up the scrubber, washcloth, or whatever y’all use, and wash them. ENJOY that shit! You’re rubbing your sexy, wet, and loving partner. You very to touch every inch of them, as you scrub and rinse. For delicate places, you use your hands and gentle pressure (unless they like a harder scrubbing, but soap and genitalia isn’t a good combination. Yes, really, I washed people for a living, their skin health was my responsibility. You don’t need soap on your junk to get it clean, and most soap is too harsh for genital use).

And, yes, that also means you get in that crack and wash their butthole. Just get in there and have some fun with it!

If you’re with someone, and you can’t have fun when you shower together, there’s something fundamentally broken in the relationship that needs working on. It’s about intimacy, spending time taking care of each other, and enjoying each other’s bodies. It doesn’t have to be sexual, though there’s nothing wrong with it being so.

The problem with bathing together is usually that most showers aren’t built where both parties can be under the water at the same time. This can leave one person cold. But, if you’re touching and scrubbing the person that isn’t under the water, theft aren’t likely to get very cold. And they possibly won’t even notice if they did.

Even if it’s every day, or you’re just doing a fast shower, it’s entirely possible to make it work and not be an impediment to getting clean and getting out.

Ppl put raisins on their pb sandwiches, and grape jelly. There’s also apples, pear, slices of cheese, meats, pickles, and marshmallows. But we draw the line at grapes.

No, you cannot complain about complainers complaining about complainers complaining. That’s too far!

He did a heel turn.

He bought twitter after trying to wiggle out of the deal and then ruined it, decided to go full right wing crazy, and consistently keeps trying to pretend he’s not an idiot with a lot of money.

Yup, busted furniture too.

No bull, people toss broken chairs and such all the time. Wood is wood for the most part, so a little effort and you’ve got materials. Depends on your city, of course, whether or not you can just roll up and grab things, but most folks that are just tossing things don’t care, so if there’s no ordinances in place against it, it’s a fairly sustainable way.

We do it out here in the country too, though there’s usually plenty of fallen branches and whatnot.

I hope one of them displays tables right lol.

This post is a hot mess on jerboa.

Any chance of a tl;dw synopsis?

That’s true.

But, everyone should be working from the assumption that whatever they put on the internet is there forever anyway.

I want to play that now