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Why do people give up their lives for that guy?

I mean stuff like this does happen when you dont pay your bills im sure.

I had the biggest crush on Lauren Hill, she is so beautiful.

Oh just wait until insurance rug pulls all the policies this is what is going to kill Florida and Texas.

This is a coal mine canary of the future of china, civil unrest and wealth inequity for everyone!

Lets double down on our highly unpopular opinions - hey you middle of the road conservatives how are you going to justify voting republican to your LGBTQ friends and family this time?

I feel like internet advertising is way overdue for a crash, its like the matrix I dont even see them anymore.

There is no method in our current stock market to reconcile every share issued by the corporation to make sure there are no fake shares.

I feel like social media is to blame for some of this radicalism both here and abroad I am sure the middle eastern language posts on twitter are moderated wink

Just keep changing the way you calculate inflation every 2 years, problem solved.

Lets outsource everything im sure that will always work out!

What are they going to do when no one else has money and we all tell them to fuck off and go back to the barter system?

Sorry I dont take that monopoly money here!

Which companies exactly fucking news articles man…

Man the onion is becoming an oracle

Lost interest in a few hours I was sad.
Great potential, horrible interface, wonky mechanics

Rules for thee and not for me!

Niccceeeeeee

“Look he is just like me and eats McDonald’s!”

Seems like a pr stunt

Man uses “free” service and has no common sense, dies as result.

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