For any Americans capable of voting who aren’t planning on voting, fuck you. Exercise your rights. In fact, exercise in general; a good benchmark to aim for is the ability to outrun cops. The future of monocultured, homogenous, morbidly obese, microplastic and PFAS leachate-laden Judases who filed in to toe the line for the ruling class and shun their brethren will be all that’s left on earth after the richest cretins rape the planet for its last naturally occurring resources and pile into the most market-tested, fool-proof space vehicles manufactured by literally the singular winner of capitalism. Capitalism, the golden child of pyramid schemes. Those bovine-shaped humans left on earth crawling on all fours ruminating highly processed refuse will still be muttering out loud to themselves how it was all worth it. “At least I won’t accidentally befriend a trans person” because it will have been years ago that they were banned and disappeared magically. Heart disease continues to run rampant on this future Earth, however. And there’s of course the carbon dioxide problem. Somewhat bittersweetly for the Bovine sapiens species, the last remaining vestiges of oxygen-starved brain activity need only worry about one thing: sniffing for morsels through heaps of plastic waste.

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GATTICA! GATTICA! GATTICA!

Someone will correct me if I’m wrong!

A true believer in Cominghome’s Law.

It’s interesting how all the pearl-clutching rhetoric behind climate-driven immigration I hear coming from the US (right) seems to be under the assumption people will be clamoring to move there as shit continues to hit the proverbial fan. However, from this layperson’s perspective it seems emigration will be the far bigger reckoning for America.

Fuck you, Ben.

Let’s fucking go.

Ken Paxton when a lizard gets protection

Janet Jackson is a moron. That’s what I heard.

Why is no one talking about this??? Ostriches in the sand…

That 9/11 headline holy shit forgot about that.

That calzone looks amazing. Is that a spot in Concord? Although a few hints in the pic towards Europe.

Paywall?

Taoists would like a word

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The only thing that’s trickled out of Reaganomics successfully.

If this new model is to be believed, yikes.

As of 2015, approximately 6300 Mt of plastic waste had been generated, around 9% of which had been recycled, 12% was incinerated, and 79% was accumulated in landfills or the natural environment. If current production and waste management trends continue, roughly 12,000 Mt of plastic waste will be in landfills or in the natural environment by 2050.

Get it.

Ah the famous boat police. Judge, jury, and executioners.