DOWN THERE THERE’S NOT AS MUCH FOOD AS THIS!!!

First things first. Do you have a sledgehammer?

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Oh man, regardless of the bit of ambiguity in word placement do I feel for these parents. Solicitors only knock on the doors of toddlers during nap time. Usually in neighborhoods and houses that have signs explicitly asking them not to.

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Not that I didn’t believe you but I needed to understand it. This article not only confirms they were real but the actress wasn’t aware until after filming. Nuts.

If I were this kid’s dad, I think I’d prefer to leave him in class and ensure his understanding of the world literally was clarified.

Edit: lol, thought my comment would be seen as obvious tongue in cheek. Sorry to all those who took it to heart.

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

I’m trying to think of a more bizarre combination of a photo, it’s title, and the adjoining caption. I cannot.

The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

This is the one. Right here, officer.

So odd as I feel I may be the Ying to your yang. The first zelda is maybe the only one I haven’t completed. I think it was incredible for it’s time but I think modern controls have left me in a place where I get bored with that entry too quickly.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

Correct, it is just tolerated heavily

Highlander rules state there can only be one though.

I do not train horses but am an animal and have had a few animals as pets. No one likes shit on their head. I’m glad you gave credence from an actual expert on the subject but I could smell the bullshit from this caption a mile away.

Every time I hear the argument you get what you pay for with apple, I’m curious if this fucking thing does your taxes and makes you coffee too.

Ahhh, good find! Yea that’s the bait and switch then. I mean I guess I’m callous to publishers requiring accounts within their ecosystem but at least be upfront about it. That’s just dirty.