When she quietly tells you to stop:

“Hahaha! You have no power here!”

Well, today I learned. Cool deal.

I used to know a shitty cop named Tenpenny, “Officer Tenpenny to you.” Heard he got iced sometime back in the 90s. Good riddance.

Modern economics!

Yeah, that makes sense. I just couldn’t imagine shutting it down and immediately pulling the plug as the smartest thing to do, especially with this particular setup.

You change your oil hot?

What a Goon.

In that case, I’ve a sexy 295,746,273 that I’ll sell you for fifty bucks. Better act fast because there’s only one!

“Mungo only pawn in game of life.”

My wife lost her tongue. It also looked uncomfortable. Imagine a medically assisted Columbian necktie. She did get a sensible chuckle out of this post though.

The Elder Scrolls and Fallout series both have some of the best music.

You’re not looking hard enough. /s

Go burn some styrofoam. You’ll be doing your part in no time.

Puss In Boot?

How to fastest strip a screw.

Where are the paint chips?

We’re not exactly dealing with geniuses.

That makes me feel dirty.

Most of us are okay with that.

Replace that with motorcycle and you basically have me.