Oh, hi Jeff!

Only Atom ☢️

Yes but have you considered the threat that the Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of North Monaco poses to the true western ally of South Monaco? The South Monacese will be eating baguettes and worshipping Comrade Monsieur Macron if we don’t arm them with nukes NOW.

No nations, no problems 😎☢️🔥

Keep the black side down and ATGATT.

If you don’t know how to download more RAM then you need to turn in your Internet license and go outside. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

So the new Mac Mini can do more than most people need for a cheaper price than most people would expect.

Sounds awesome!

If America wants to compete with China, it must fund its engines of commerce.

High speed rail must link every major city. How can businesses make deals without cheap public transport to connect people?

Startups need to focus on innovation. Healthcare plans are a distraction. Full single-payer healthcare is essential if American businesses are to stay innovative.

Were I a VC intellectual I would demand these heretical ideas and more. Somehow I doubt they’d go down well - they’re the wrong sort of heracy.

She doesn’t RUN?

No, she DOESN’T run.

(For anyone not getting this one, the whole thing is full of Bioshock Infinite references. Not the cats page. The one by “Dr” Booker DeWitt.)

Sounds about right. (please forgive the link to the other place)

Very non-credible interpretation of “clockwise”, I note 😉

Are they planning on nuking Jesus or something?

Jesus: I have returned! Russia: Fuck off! ☢️ We don’t want any!

I just feel sorry for him at this point. Not as much as I feel sorry for America, but I do feel sorry for him. When he dies, he will die not having known the best things in life. No true love, no actual friends, no peace. Money has not bought him happiness. Maybe he was born into a prison of his family’s making, but all he’s done is build up the walls and seal the doors. He’s a tragic, pitiful character rather than a beacon of strength or success.

Erm, make sure you put him in an actual prison too, though. Good luck, Yanks, your tea-drinking cousins still want the best for you despite everything 🇬🇧

I am rubber, you are glue.

Pictures for Sad Children was a great webcomic. Thank you for posting these.

Install the Aurora Watch app and set it to notify you when the odds are high. That’s how I saw it last night!

What I really need is a droid who speaks the binary language of moisture vaporators.

You’re on the wrong part of the Internet for that. Try Facebook or Instagram to learn more about Arch Linux.

Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it