They mean it as a compliment

Also Tim: the expansion of Israel is a fundamental necessity

You can always trust a democrat to do their absolute best to snatch electoral defeat from the jaws of victory

Talking about tragedy of the commons on the internet, in a decentralized network, is an extremely funny bit.

Do I need to mention that the guy who came up with it was a racist who wanted to justify displacing the “unproductives”?

It’s that still a problem? I have had the same not premium phone for 4 or 5 years, without a case or screen protector, and I drop this motherfucker all the time and the screen is fine. It has big crack on the back, though, but so do I.

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

What, they couldn’t add AI to it?

It’s gone so far that people have started to describe impovershed areas worldwide as the global south

That’s not where that comes from, but that misconception is a great example of US defaultism

Same energy as “your English is so good”. No, I just don’t know normal words.

Wholesome news

The agreement: You agree to take it down and we agree not to take your house and 30% of your salary until you die.

Cucumber? That’s gotta be the wateriest crunchiest thing that isn’t just an ice cube

Fake, his house is still in one piece

BASED

And mildly disappointed

Q tips are like sounding, got it

Why does it open vertically?

Use those bad boys to scoop a giant glob of hummus

Answer the question