Gymnospermae are older than duodecuos trees, granpa. They were here first.

Silence, furry.

Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

Oh look, another propaganda piece by the commercial real estate lobby.

Photoshop

I want this on a T-shirt (Inb4 Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn)

Scroll through Minecraft parkour shorts, drift off to sleep

Check your pants, it’s there, I promise.

I am not interested in being preached at unless you have a workable alternative and a good reason why should I switch over.

Fascists create enemies out of everyone who isn’t a fascist, then complain how they’re surrounded by enemies.

Thank you, unknown Russian animation studio, for being the progenitor of a million memes.

21/24, missed a couple of obscure characters from the Silmarillion.

I encourage everyone to keep knee jerk reactions at bay and RTFA. This could help us learn a lot about interactions between the brain and the rest of the body

Novice GMs are bad at improvisation and don’t know to prep effectively, hence the railroady nature of the games they run. If you have a GM like that, buy a copy of “The lazy DM” by Mike O’Shea for them.

On an unrelated note, I really like the saturated color palette of early color TV shows. When did we decide that the default color palette should be awash in cold blue?

The internet has ruined us all.

I am fucking sick of junior highschool takes on complex geopolitical situations. OP thinks Hamas using civilians as human shields is a funny meme and not actual, grim reality.

• Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
• Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
• Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and “got your nose” games.
• Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.

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