I have 2. One in the kitchen and one in the garage. It’s a cheap insurance

Right in the feels

Everyday when I talk to my wife. I should learn to shut the fuck up sometimes

“If all we’re talking about is naked pictures behind a paywall, the mayor has no issue. However, the chief will determine if there are any policy violations,” they said.

The chief is going to need to “look” at the evidence before coming to any decision

It’s not like there’s corruption in the Supreme Court or anything. Thank god we have them to trust.

Because, I don’t want to hear your conversations, your shifty music, or the dumb political video someone sent you. Just keep that to yourself. And let’s be honest, people who put that on speaker, put it on blast. Making sure everyone hears it.

I liken it to two people having a loud ass conversation in a library. Have some respect for others, don’t be the center of attention.

I’m can literally see and hear this comment.

What fucking branch was that?! At great “mistakes” we at least had walls between us.

Finally a united front with all 3 automakers. Let’s hope the workers get what they’re asking for. Profits are through the roof, so let “trickle down economics” do its thing.

I rented one in California. I was never been so frustrated with a car before in my life. There are no knobs, for ANYTHING. Everything is done through the touchscreen. Try navigating the A/C system in traffic. Or as the sun goes down and the screen brightness doesn’t dim, blinding you as you drive. I will never buy a Tesla, and it starts with the UI of the car. Elon is just the icing on that shit cake.

New Zealand has the same law. Their home prices were shooting through the roof.

I’ve been given less by employers

Sex, she wants sex. In my experience usually big talkers are small performers. So next time she says she will “eat you alive” tell her to prove it.

I bet they didn’t even upgrade or install a second alternator.

Maybe we should break into their home and see if they want to start peace negotiations. Because nobody calls the police when that happens. Give us half your stuff and we will leave.

Oh, they know, but only because they just became “woke”.

Dafuk? A hotdog based burger patty with pickles…Honestly I’m intrigued

Most of those things I’ve seen. But baked bean pizza?! Time to scour the internet and bring one to the ol land of freedom*

On Healthcare they have anti abortion. That’s a positive in their eyes! Hopefully their clickbait tactics are losing touch with the voters.

That depends if it’s flaccid or not