Weird. Mine was covered in a moving ad.

Id look at the photos but good god the website is unusable on mobile.

If youre in a position of power, why not use it for good? Yeah, they shouldnt have it in the first place but in a crisis those sorts of discussions are less important than protecting the vulnerable.

If you lived in Aroostook county you’d understand this level of desperation too.

The compost.

I hate to break it to you but most people outside of America do not differentiate that much between what state you come from.

Yes but you see he’s white.

My French friend. This is a shitposting community.

Its got English and French my French bro.

You were referencing the warning on this toothpaste which is in Canada.

We have Kinder Surprise in Canada. Youre thinking of the US.

You mean the ouchie fairies that visit my mouth when I brush too hard?

Haha, yeah and name hospitals taco so people can use them for free. Would be hilarious.

Thesseus’ rope bridge.

If I want a relatively fancy coffee drink it might cost me $5 CAD max. At a little local coffee shop.

I cannot fathom spending that much on a coffee.

That said, the baked goods. They get you with the baked goods.

So, running. Got it.

Dont worry. The Brits are dumb as fuck too.

Still a better timeline than ours.

“and will threaten US air quality for days”

Silver linings I guess.

Yeah his work is satirical.