Presidential pardon in 3… 2… 1…

Does it have a “No Smoking” sign on it?

That’s WAY too much work

"…explained that releasing grand jury materials from Maxwell’s case “would create undue prejudice so severe that it would foreclose the possibility of a fair retrial”

There it is. The excuse to redact/withhold whatever they want as ransom to keep her in prison

My kids love you for it

“Republicans are racist” ftfy

Brought to you by Valve. “Fuck you. I’m gaming”

One more reason to never play that crap again

“New report?”

That’s always been the case.

Use his address as the return address. Drop them off at postal boxes/ post offices so they can’t be traced back to the sender.

Trump said, “Somalians ripped off that state for billions of dollars, billions, every year, billions of dollars, and they contribute nothing.”

Oh, the fucking irony

Including the commander in chief

But that makes me a jack of all trades. ADHD is just the reason I go from one thing to the next

Quiet? I saw news articles about the cuts in grants a while ago.

Perfection

That poozer should have told him straight to his face

Only Siths deal in absolutes, lol

I can’t tell if “smurfing” sounds like a fun water sport, or instead, buying pseudoephedrin for Walter White

As an atheist, I still don’t give a flying fuck

AI training and infrastructure are causing massive RAM shortages. Nvidia is even refusing to include memory with their GPUs because they can’t make a profit anymore