You would think…but they failed to reject it three times thus nullifying their defense.

I know exactly when I’ll need them, the day after I throw them out.

We’re already speedrunning climate-based societal collapse, so there’s not really much time to slow walk these things.

Considering, low crime, and no terrorism, it’s more along the line: “We want it to stay that way”

You really don’t think painting immigrants as criminals and terrorists is a common fascist talking point?

I guess technically he spent $44.13 billion

The stress from all of those social events is also likely having a negative impact on your immune system, further muddying things.

I apologize. I did not realize the seriousness of the situation. I will refrain from any further light-hearted jokes.

Groundhog Day (1993)

Quantum is when two things at the same time

8 years olds, dude

“knock the hell out of people” presumably means loudly complaining and insulting people until they do what he wants.

People used to go way harder on Halloween pranks, apparently.

Considering the election is likely coming down to tenths of a percent in a dozen districts in a handful of swing states I’ll take those 12 votes.

Yup. One side proved they were actually concerned about the age of the candidates and did something about it while the other digs their heads in the sand and ignores reality.

Sure seems to be a super common theme these days…

All I want out of this is Henry Cavill in a poorly made Voltron costume fighting Kaiju in a Godzilla-style miniature city.

There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a “cylinder” stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.

I’m kind of okay with it. Nobody is doing more to advocate for and bring awareness to the need to expand the Supreme Court right now than this fucking guy.

It’s amazing that despite billions of dollars, a desperate need for attention, and owning multiple companies in objectively cool industries, I have never seen him look cool in a picture.