I’d just be glad to finally return to monke

I feel like I definitely read that in middle/high school

Wtf is a doctor?

Jfc I am ashamed of my species

I’ve been working at a rich ladies house the last few weeks.

If you used her money to feed an entire town for a month, she wouldn’t even know.

I’m good at counting pennies

I’m not the most politically savvy but after having spun thru a few leftist thought circles, this has been my experience as well.

Let me out of jail

Choose your flavor of charlatan

8000 a year? That would be a huge help. Like it would alleviate almost all of my burdens.

Scrip is kinda low key a thing again. My SO works for wawa and there is definitely some scrip vibe. They have a company store, a points reward system, they will put you through school if you take classes that benefit the Corp, and the only way to move up is to basically bootlick management at weird company festivals.

It all has this very dystopian vibe of “everything within the corporation eco system” and my SO is a very principled women who is shy and kind and she refuses to take a step to elevate herself within the Corp, but getting a union going is pretty hard where we’re at, everyone is very much of the boot tasting, welfare queen bad variety.

I can confidently say I’m cringe af

Not having children is my retirement. I will probably work till I’m old and gray so I just tuck what I can away, buy things that hold value, and live my life.

That’s not how nicknames work

Tbh…just lie. Base it firmly in reality though and get your story straight. Astroturf the entire reference with people you know, who may or may not have been involved with the reality. Make it believable to the rest of the application. Chances are your references will be passed over entirely anyway while whoever is doing the bare minimum to get through their work day checks over your application.

This may or may not be good advice. 🤷

My geology teacher told me is was 6000 years old though! Dragons = dinosaurs!

One piece gang! Sucks the anime gets butchered with filler. Still good imo. Manga is better ofc.

What were we talking about?

They even give you the nice handheld scanner.

I agree. Most of those computers are buggy af, and I tend to opt for live person when possible. But scanning grapes as bananas is worth it sometimes. 💁