Uh, is it weird that I just call her Br*dget?

I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he’d had, and he fell asleep.

Partly covered by “song”, but also complaining about fluoride. 🙄

Correct.

I love that it’s LttP Link. I miss the pink hair.

Nutpeas.

NO WAI!

Weirdly, that lyric is way older than the Baja Men song.

https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/whomst-among-us-let-the-dogs-out/

I assume the “Tragic Story of the Inventor of Fire” is that he got Thagomized.

Platform: Flibbar (owned and operated by F89 LLC)

That corporation.

Having the orcs in Mordor singing about not wanting to go to war is insane, but “Where There’s a Whip, There’s a Way.” kinda slaps.

Admittedly that was one hell of a dog. Huan was an extra good boy, 14/10.

Just be depressed and you’ll sleep all day.

Traveled down the road and back again…

I agree with Bill Hicks.

https://youtu.be/9h9wStdPkQY

Not pictured, but it’s definitely Micro-Face.

Stealin’ yo girl.

There is a single person in the world I call Bro, and it’s my actual brother, who is transmasc.

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