Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this image NSFW.

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Maximum cringe levels

Elon: Challenge accepted.

DDOSing is taking down a website, specifically by taking over a lot of other people’s computers to all try to access the website at once until it gets overwhelmed.

Doxxing is different. It means finding someone’s personal information (documents > docs > dox), such as their home address and phone number, and releasing it publicly.

Ha! After Thanksgiving dinner my family watched an episode of Nature about the animal life of The Burren in Ireland.

I learned that pine martens are very cute.

I found almost the same flag (no center star, and only 11 stripes), but it’s just some random thing on r/vexillology. Couldn’t find anything else. More likely a right-wing thing than some redditor.

That would be her in a cape and spandex, as the amazing Superuser!

Go the extra mile… Dildo Gaggins.

Still good, but sad that it’s Coke now.

Idiot adventurer. He should have saved the 800 cheese wheels in case he needed to eat them at the final boss, then during the fight forget he has them.

If you fuck a civilized woman, they won’t let you be a barbarian anymore.

You get disbarred.

Something I just realized this year…

The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years.

40,000 years ago would be in the stone age. How old are these zombies?!

I played in a campaign of Masks: The Next Generation, a teenage superhero tabletop RPG. Another player’s character was from a family where all the women had dark cosmic powers and were trained from when they were young girls to keep them under control. Their character was AMAB, and after coming out and transitioning found they had to deal with powers they were untrained in. Cool character concept.

Arby’s Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.

I’ll discuss whatever I want!

But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.