Russia is going down in history as the only country to lose a naval war against a country with no navy.

Don’t know why but this feels like a memorial to a genocide…

Jokes on her, most of my country’s military resources haven’t been updated since the Boer War.

The literal translation for “bathroom” in my native language is “house of peace”.

Poor too. They need you to be poor.

Lol yes you dumbfucks did.

Have fun being great.

Sounds like you could use an enema.

PhD in what?

Oh, I don’t know, I think the ones that have been lit on fire are alright.

Feels great actually.

They gotta go through enemy territory first though.

We used to know how to deal with those types…

Well the good folks in Ukraine have been doing their level best to shrink the Russian military.

No, it’s the America you lot voted for.

How’s it feel being great again?

WAAAZZZZUPPP?!

O’Brien: lol no.

I’m reminded of this: Everyone starts with a full sack of luck and an empty sack of experience. The trick is to fill the latter prior to running out of the former. Oh and the sacks are not necessarily the same size.

It’d get me shot in certain parts of the USA.

Frieren: nods sagely

Always is.