Is this gonna be on the test?

Jake Peralta?

Exactly my thinking. Could have been born and raised in much worse circumstances, considering everything going on in the world.

This is like a condensed movie! Jump scare, epic battle, moments of stark terror, problem resolved - or was it? Clearly open for a sequel. And also a better love story than Twilight!

Look like meat off menu again, boyz.

Bingpot

You’d think they would at least offer some beautiful rakes.

Suddenly he got down on one knee, and I was blown away!

All bets are off when the Attorney General says anyone who thinks the Justice Department’s strength is justice is “sadly mistaken.”

Putin’s living organism status needs a downgrade.

“I’ll just be in here practicing my trombone.”

Somebody once advanced the theory that the pyramids may have been public works projects, to keep the whole economy from collapsing. The pharaohs had accumulated so much of the available wealth, they spent some of it to put people to work. I think that’s an interesting speculation.

Well so would I if I had a stage manager. A craft services table would be nice too!

This is almost as great an achievement as warp drive.

Can’t everybody?

Maybe I do hear it in some sense, but in my head it doesn’t seem to have the sound of a voice in the sense that you hear Professor Farnsworth’s distinct voice when you read, “Good News, Everyone!” My own thoughts don’t seem to have a sound. Maybe it’s just a neutral sound that doesn’t seem to be a sound because it’s my own thoughts, I dunno.

People assume programmers know all about hacking. Because we “know about computers.”

My favorite version

It doesn’t have a sound, it’s just the words themselves.

A year or two ago I read about some guy who is still managing the trailer park he inherited from his dad with a TRS-80 (I think), using an app he wrote way back when. If it works it works!